• my url is a reference to this song. go fall in love with the band, for they are perfect.
• I have a lot of problems/feelings. And I blog about them.
• i’m kind of a big deal. people know me. 
• i hate grape flavored things. 
• i’m obsessed with danny elfman’s voice. 
• i like girls, boys, and non-binary people. this means i’m queer. if you’re still not sure what that means, check out this comic here.
• i bite. 
• my first word was “bird”, i pretend that means something. 
• i use roy g biv as an expletive. 
• i make fart noises with my face a lot.
• i’m basically all passion and very little talent.
• i’m a little in love with pauly and vinny from jersey shore. 
• i have four tattoos (and yes, you can ask me about them). 
• i move really fast. 
• i’m a really delicate balance of sweet, understanding, and the devil. 
• i check for monsters in the closet and behind the shower curtain. 
• I type humorous things in caps. 
• i’m a mess. 
• i bite my knuckles. 
• i carry a totem.  
• i’m a gryffindor. 
• i was removed from catholic education at age 9 because i wouldn’t stop asking questions. 
• i’m a lover and a fighter; the presence of one makes the other worse.  
• i listen to more s club 7 and nsync than i should. 
• if i don’t like you, you’ll know. 
• i flick my lighter on and off when i’m nervous. 
• i have zero tolerance for bullshit. 
• i’m really never more than a momentary lapse of judgement. 
• i like burnt popcorn, rips, and orange gushers. 
• you can trust me. i can’t trust you. 
• i think that looking someone in the eyes is a really intimate gesture and expression of trust, so you’ll notice that i rarely do it. 
• i do street team for hollywood waste records.
• being a vampire is fun until you actually become one.

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